Senor Smoke

Electric Six Senor Smoke Lyrics
1.Rock and Roll Evacuation

This is an evil generation
I see with my eyes
I see them walking around in their suits
And honey I've seen the ties
Evil girls biting good girls
Turning good girls into evil girls
Evil boys eating evil hamburgers
Evil boys eating evil fries

This is an evil generation
Rock and roll evacuation
As far as the eye can see
Tune in to this radio station
Rock and roll evacuation
Innovative emergency

We are just hungry little creatures
Feed upon lies
I see them lining us up on the wall
And feeding us pies
See the man on the television telling me to listen to the radio
Hear the man on the radio telling me no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no

This is a bad, bad situation
Rock and roll evacuation
It's not looking too good to me
Evil spreads across the nation
Rock and roll evacuation
An Olympic insurgency

You can kill the body and child
But the head is still gonna to live
You can give all your money now
Til there's nothing left to give
You can play your electric guitar
But it ain't gonna change the world
You can get all emotional on me
And cry like a little girl.
Cry!!!!

We are disposable creations
They're throwing us away
They know everything that we do
And everything that we say
Mr President
Make a little money
Sending people you don't know to Iraq
Mr President
I don't like you
You don't know how to rock!

This is an evil generation
Rock and roll evacuation
As far as the eye can see
Tune in to this radio station
Rock and roll evacuation
Innovative emergency


2.Devil Nights


Devil nights
Devil nights
Nights with the devil
Driving around the city

Everything is wrong
But you know it feels right
Spending all your money
On the electric light

And you know when your last dollar
Just to make the devil sing
Drinking all the drinks
Inside the devil limousine

Devil nights
Devil nights
Nights with the devil
Driving around the city

Nights with the devil
Driving around the city

Sure as the sun gonna rise tonight
You owe me money!

Sure as the (?)
You owe me money!

Rolling up into the club
Just to chop the devil mixes
Rending all the young girls
Huh! With triple sixes

Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!

Nights with the devil
Driving around the city

Nights with the devil
Driving around the city

Sure as the sun gonna rise tonight
You owe me money!

Sure as the (?)
You owe me money!

Devil nights
Devil nights
Devil nights
Devil nights

Sure as the (?)
You owe me money!


3.Bite Me

Are you ready for my sucky sucky?
Are you ready to (?)
Are you ready to siphon gasoline?
Are you ready for the number three?

Are you ready for big, big savings?
Are you ready for the master's hand?
Are you ready for my bloody bloody?
Are you ready to?
Say are you ready to

Bite me!
Delight me!
I plain (?) have somebody for you to excite me
Your body is something I might not survive
So bite me!
Bite me!

Are you ready for the devil's daughter?
Are you ready for the (?)
Are you ready for unholy water?
Are you ready for me f***ing machine?

Are you ready for American strike force?
Are you ready for the mystery (?)
Are you ready for my crazy crazy?
Are you ready to?
Say are you ready to

Bite me!
Delight me!
I plain (?) have somebody for you to excite me
Your body is something I might not survive
So bite me!
Bite me!

Go!

People heading for a dirty future
People lining up for party ball
People surfing on their computer
They have accountants, pay for it all

We were so in love
And we were so in love
And we were so in love
And we were so in love
We were so in love
We were so in love
We were so in love
And we ready to

Bite me!
Delight me!
I plain (?) have somebody for you to excite me
Your body is something I might not survive
So bite me!
Bite me!

Come on and
Bite me!
Delight me!
I plain (?) have somebody for you to excite me
Your body is something I might not survive
So bite me!

Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!
Ah ha, ha, ha!


4.Jimmy Carter

Like Jimmy Carter
Like electric underwear
Like any idea that
Never had a chance of going anywhere

This is who you are
Hey celebrity
Who drives off a bridge in a car
Your beautiful body
Filling up with water

Like Harry Truman
Dropping bombs out of the air
Like any self-respecting
Multi-billionaire

This is who you are
Five dancing teenage boys
Who sing there way into our hearts
Backstreet's back
Alright.

And there's a toxic cloud hanging over her
And there's white noise on the screen
And there's a man in a hotel room
Assaulting a maid who just came to clean
Up the mess.

Backstreet's back
Alright.

Like Ronald Reagan
Falling asleep for ever more
Dreaming of horses and
Dreaming of nuclear war

This is where we are tonight
Everybody under surveillance from a satellite
You can be the first one on your block to die.

And there's a plague of locusts upon us
And there's a nightmare in the swarm
And there's a lion out in the desert
Slouching t'wards Bethl'hem to be born
Again

Backstreet's back
Alright.

Alright.


5.Pleasing Interlude No. 1


I woke up on the floor again
And I needed something to eat
So I went down the street to Monty's Grill.

What'll it be? said Monty, sporting a wry grin.

Just give me the usual, Monty I said.

Monty just scratched his head and said:

What's that again?

Well the usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a coke.

Monty knew that.
I had been coming there every day for the last four years.
Then I began to realise the man behind the counter was the
impostor!


6.Dance Epidemic

Dance epidemic tonight!

Your body goes to waste every minute you don't give it to me
I'm dying for your sins on the dancefloor, can't you see?

You know it's still on my mind
Still on my mind
Still on my mind

It's still on my mind
Still on my mind
Still on my mind

I want it so bad but I'm never gonna get it
It's gone so far it's a dance epidemic

Baby! Looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never see
Dance epidemic tonight!

Starting here tonight
Heh!

You got your nice apartment on West End lane
(?)
Is that where you get your kicks now honey?
Is that where you spend your money?

You know it's still on my mind
Still on my mind
Still on my mind

It's still on my mind
Still on my mind
Still on my mind

I want it so bad
But I'm never gonna get it
It's gone so far it's a dance epidemic

Baby! Looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never see
Dance epidemic tonight!

Starting here tonight
Oh!

It's getting harder to breathe
Your sexy lines cutting into me

I want it so bad
But I'm never gonna get it
It's gone so far it's a dance epidemic

It's a dance epidemic baby!
Looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never, never see.
Dance epidemic tonight!
Starting here tonight!
Heh!


7.Future Boys

Mike goes to work on Mondays
He's got a car but he don't drive
Billy meets him at the office
No one knows he's alive

Tom is closing a big deal
And he's running late for squash
Mike is talking on the cell phone
He's confidence is never lost

Here come the future boys
Here come the future boys
The future boys
Making money
Oh my god!

Looking so good you want to eat them
Watching our future women treat them
No weapon on earth could ever defeat them

This is the creature in its natural habitat
Can't take away his money 'cos he's got too much of that
Future boys will be future boys. Heh!

Steve has joined a corporation
Another bee for the beehive
Johnny makes love to a dummy
Says ain't it good to be alive.

Here come the future boys
Here come the future boys
The future boys
Making money
Oh my god

Looking so good you want to eat them
Watching our future women treat them
No weapon on earth could ever defeat them

This is the creature in its natural habitat
Can't take away his money 'cos he's got too much of that
Future boys will be future boys. Heh!

I say Future boys will be future boys. Heh!

Future boys will be future boys. Heh!

Oh! Future boys will be future boys. Heh!


8.Dance-A-Thon

Baby get up off the floor
That man you with he ain't no innocent man
He's a killer child
I've seen him rip the body of a young girl with his bare hands

Now I know you think you know just what to do
You've been here time and time again before
But be careful when your heart
Because some thing's about to start
And it's about to escalate into a war

Twenty-five contestants start the show
But only one will survive
It's not how you dance it's who you know

Dance-A-Thon two-thousand-five
Dance-A-Thon two-thousand-five
Dance-A-Thon two-thousand-five
Dance-A-Thon two-thousand-five
Two-thousand-five

It's too hot
Too far apart
To understand the game
But when this thing is over, child
Everybody here gonna remember your name

Now baby soon turn down the lights
And bring those crazy judge's down to their knees
'Cos they've been watching you all night, child
A distinguished panel of celebrities

Twenty-five contestants start the show
But only one will survive
It's not how you dance it's who you know

Dance-A-Thon two-thousand-five
Dance-A-Thon two-thousand-five
Dance-A-Thon two-thousand-five
Dance-A-Thon two-thousand-five
Dance-A-Thon two-thousand-five

I want to reach into the fire of your heart
And I want to program all those beats right from the start.
Have you ever been to New York City?

New York City


9.Be My Dark Angel

Un, deux, trois, quatre

You're walking down the street
You were just across the street
So I had to cross the street
To get to your side of the street

It's torture it's torture
I need you so bad, girl
It's torturing me

You scorcher you scorcher
Fried egg on your face, girl
You're scorching me

Be my be my
Be my dark angel.
Be my be my
Capri sun
Be my be my
Vicious and evil one

The question
The answer
The disco
The dancer
The places you'll never go
The faces you'll never know
It hurts me it hurts me
Believe me it hurts me
It's hurting me yeah

The questions the queries
The retric the theories
It hurts me yeah

Be my be my
Be my dark angel.
Be my be my
Blue sunshine
Be my be my
American concubine

I inhabit a world of Canadian go-go girls
Japanese karate girls
Black girls white girls china girls
Australasian European Pan American girls

When bad girls start wrestling
Everybody wants to be the next referee
Including me

The record is skipping
The dance is disturbing
The Jacksons are reuniting
And going on tour
And I can't take it any more!

Be my be my
Be my dark angel.
Be my be my
Blue sunshine
Be my be my
(?)


10.Vibrator

Hey!
Looks like an emergency
Well that's OK with me 'cause I wanna tap you in this elevator
Looks like you're my baby now
So put away that thing 'cause my baby don't need no vibrator

(I'm the) I'm the one you're looking for
(I'm sure) I'm sure you've heard it all before
(I care) But I don't care anymore
(I'm sorry) But I don't know what I'm sorry for

She don't she don't
She don't need no vibrator
She don't she don't
She don't need no vibrator
She don't she don't
She don't need no electric entertainer tonight investigator

Hey!
Now the doors are opening
And I look like a jerk while you're grinning like an alligator
Can't we just forget the whole thing?
Shake each other's hands and say goodbye baby see you later

(I'm the) I'm the one you're looking for
(I'm sure) I'm sure you've heard it all before
(I care) But I don't care anymore
(I'm sorry) But I don't know what I'm sorry for

She don't she don't
She don't need no vibrator
She don't she don't
She don't need no vibrator
She don't she don't
She don't need no artificial stimulator non-organic excavator

(I'm the) I'm the one you're looking for
(I'm sure) I'm sure you've heard it all before
(I care) But I don't care anymore
(I'm sorry) But I don't know what I'm sorry for

She don't she don't
She don't need no vibrator
She don't she don't
She don't need no vibrator
She don't she don't
She don't need no electric entertainer tonight investigator

Hey!
She don't, she don't, she don't
Hey!
She don't, she don't, she don't
Hey!
She does, she does
I don't wanna see you later
She does, she does
I don't wanna see you later


11.Boy or Girl?


Setting up your number to (?) because the test is beginning
You're entering a game of losers and there is no winning
'Cos people getting nervous
People freak out
People lose control

And if you don't like it you can blow it out of your blowhole!

And the girls are losing their minds
And the boys ain't far behind
And the girls are losing their minds
And I hear

Checking the appropriate box for boy or girl
Wonder if we'll ever stop in what we invent in this world (?)

Now you see the unavoidable is hard to avoid
Wake up in your own drool to find that your future is destroyed

And the girls are losing their minds
And the boys ain't far behind
And the girls are losing their minds
And everybody's losing their minds

Heh!

Oi!

Checking the appropriate box for boy or girl
Wonder if we'll ever stop in what we invent in this world (?)

Stare into the mummy's eye
The future's just around the corner
Hi! Welcome to Big Burger can I take your order?

Checking the appropriate box for boy or girl
Wonder if we'll ever stop in what we invent in this world (?)

Hi! Welcome to Big Burger can I take your order?
Hi! Welcome to Big Burger can I take your order?
Hi! Welcome to Big Burger can I take your order?
Hi! Welcome to Big Burger can I take your order?

Yeah erm give me two big burgers er two spasm shakes,
one big brown eye, two full lips and a small boy that'll be it.


12.Pleasing Interlude No. 2

She doesn't like it too hot
She doesn't like it too cold
Room temperature
Room temperature


13.Radio Ga Ga


I sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage life
And everything I need to know
I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars
Through wars and worlds invaded by mars
You made us laugh
You made us cry
You made us feel like we could fly

So don't become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys
Who just don't know
And just don't care
And just don't play when you're not there
You have the time
You have the power
You're yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is radio ga ga!
Radio blah blah!
Radio was new
Radio someone still loves you

We watched the stars
We watched the Sun
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
Our music changes through the years

Let's hope we'll never
Leave old friends
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around 'cause we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this vision
You have the time
You have the power
You're yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is radio ga ga!
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga!
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga!
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga!
Radio blah blah!
Radio was new

Radio someone still loves you


14.Taxi to Nowhere

I ride a taxi
To nowhere
And as soon as I get out I'm gonna be alone

I'm in the back seat
Dying
I can't remember anything at all
Except the day that you left me
Argh!
Except the day that you left me
Alone to die
Waah!

It's the tuxedo that I'm wearing
That gets me where I want to go
It's the illusion of money that brings me home

I ride a taxi
To nowhere
A taxi
To nowhere
And as soon as I get out I'm gonna be alone.


15.Future Is In The Future

If money talks then I'm a mime
If time is money then I'm out of time
I was once with a million quid
Have a seat I'll tell you what I did

Can't sit down 'cos I'm a dancer
And you know that I'm the answer
Die slow, die fast now
'Cos it's never gonna last now

We'll karaoke all night long
We'll Macarena till the break of dawn
We'll drive around to the morning light
All night all night all night all night

Baby you've got to signal
Before you turn
I think you're heading for the disco burn
'Cos the future is in the future
And the past is a thick brick wall
You know I need to make you understand now
I'm a man not a disco ball!

Can't sit down 'cos I'm a dancer
And you know that I'm the answer
Die slow, die fast now
'Cos it's never gonna last now

We'll karaoke all night long
We'll Macarena till the break of dawn
We'll drive around to the morning light
All night all night all night all night

We'll karaoke all night long
We'll Macarena till the break of dawn
We'll drive around to the morning light
All night all night all night all night
All night all night all night all night
All night all night all night all night
All night all night all night all night
All night all night all night all night